derp.

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

(Source: iforgotmytampon, via thatfunnyasian)

pessimistique:

i tried to scroll down

pessimistique:

i tried to scroll down

(Source: mcpippins, via kanyewesticle)

 There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

(Source: fuckdanielmaitland, via xcheesepizzax)

sassyc4t:

do you ever see an 8 year old and know they’re gonna be a slut

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partyandbullshit:

sundays

(Source: ruthwilson, via xcheesepizzax)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via homelesslyhysteric)

babystarfire:

i dont like drunk people talking to me if im not drunk too

(Source: shego, via fuckyeahloldemort)

s4mm4n:

Me at the shipping fee to Australia for one item.

s4mm4n:

Me at the shipping fee to Australia for one item.

(Source: keannaling, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via beyoncebeytwice)

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH

(via losingyourwits)